Hey all. After LCP I mean CPL Lam's assistance in the 1 paragraph story recently, I decided to grant him one post whereby as long as it is PG, I will not edit anything. I shouldn't have said those words cause here is a story he wrote. I assume that all these happened in an alternate dimension to the Shannara world...
Hi. I'm CPL Lam Sheng Hong, 'K' Coy, 6th Airborne Battalion (2005), Nanhua Division. I was recently promoted from LCP due to my actions during the recent battle against Drongy. However, remnants of Drongy's army remained and retreated to the Ardennes forest of Belgium.
We celebrated our victory after the defeat against Drongy, however his snipers took out a number of our officers and men from 'J' Coy and 'K' Coy.
KIA, MIA, WIA
DUCKIE(KIA)
DUCKIE NO. 2(KIA)
KUSS(KIA)
BANES(KIA)
JASON(KIA)
and many others unaccounted for...(MIA)
FAL(WIA) (he fell -_-...but not before he took the snipers out with the almighty PUNS OF SHANE...WHATEVER!)
So it was apparent that Drongy's troops were still at large. Our units were reactivated, and due to our small size, the 2 companies 'J' Coy and 'K' Coy were combined to form 'JaK' Company. (pronounced as 'yach').
We were deployed to Bastogne. From there we planned our attack on Foy, a stronghold of Drongy's army. It was a village, or at least it looked like it. Within many windows were machine-gun nests. Rumours that spread regarding Foy, were that it housed Drongy's military staff.
JaK Company was divided into 6 groups. There were the 3 rifle squads, the HQ, the anti-tank squad and the MG squad. I was the 2IC and Medic of Squad 2, and given our experience with Drongy, we were assigned by our *cough* CSM (The CO went missing in the previous attack) to clear the town and execute Drongy's higher-echelon staff.
We hid in the woods that night, waiting to strike at the enemy. At 0100h, we snuck out of our foxholes, led by our squad OIC Chaoz. The rest who were in my squad were Levia, Fal and Quezzy. We ran over the open field towards Foy, hoping to get there before they could spot us. We saw that the guys in the enemy OP were asleep, so we quietly crept past them. However, Fal hid a 50-dollar note to buy a few Maple Prepaids after the whole thing was over. The Drongite soldiers at the OP were awoken by the smell of the note and screamed "MONEY!!!". The whole town was woken up and the MGs began firing at us. The artillery began firing at the other squads who were still running across that field.
We fought from house to house, successfully killing a few Drongites and their snipers and MG Nests. Unfortunately, we er...took a few uneccessary casualties. Levia was shot at by a sniper. Chaoz and Quezzy went NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! and in the proccess, MGs gunned them down.
(and thus begins a crappy emo scene that only those 3 wounded and maybe CSM know. I was only told it was a crappy emo scene.)
So it was down to me and Fal to continue. I, now being the Squad OIC and Medic, attended to Chaoz, Quezzy and Levia. The CSM got her Poxie orderlies to take them off the field. Lockie from Squad 1 joined up with us and we ran from house to house towards the enemy CP.
Lockie had a look of intense emo-ness on his face, like he had been *cough* inspired by something awful. (I heard later on that he had seen Levia's semi-dead body and he well, you know, got inspired. Something like his gus life inspiration). Lockie was like a madman during that assault, killing many Drongites in the proccess. We finally located the Drongite CP, and we broke in and threw a grenade in.
The shrapnel went flying and we went in, going "HANDE HOCH!" at all the Drongite officers playing cards and drinking champagne like nothing had happened outside. Apparently, they didn't understand German (*cough* Fal taught us German *cough*), and were stupid enough to put cash in their Lugers. We shot them all dead.(Actually, it was Lockie who shot them all dead. He was angrier than Bryan Wee back then so we didn't waste our ammo ;) )
Suddenly, a Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache, appeared and shoved a snake at Lockie. Lockie screamed like CSM and then collapsed. Fal used his Puns of Shane...WHATEVER!!!(I CAN'T REMEMBER!). However, that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache counterpunned with a POWDERFUL grenade that Fal could not see (His ego clouded his vision. It was a miracle he survived till now) The POWDER was the shrapnel and it blew up in his face. And Fal fell (pun intended). Jonny from Squad 3 and Sam from the Anti-Tank Squad pulled the fallen Fal out (pun still intended).
If you haven't seen a bayonet fight before, it is suggested you don't read from now on. Cause it's gory, gory what a...
...never mind.
So I was left to face off with that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache. I fixed the bayonet on my M-1 Garand, and that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache brought out his million-dollar gold pike. And so a ruthless and merciless duel was fought in that CP.
Parry Left!
Parry Right!
Thrust!
Butt Stroke!
Slash!
We were at a stalemate for a full two minutes when suddenly, his butt got shot by another M-1. He screamed, he fell on his million-dollar gold pike and was eviscerated, his guts spilling out. I glanced back. It was Lockie, who had recovered from his shock and still emo, shot that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache. He got to his feet, helped me prime and charge demolitions and left the building. A few minutes later, it went up in smoke, and so did that million-dollar gold pike.
And so, we cleared the town of Foy. CSM was proud of our achievements, but being the Poxie she was, she got the planes over and prepared us to jump into the Alps on what would be our final mission to eliminate Drongy's forces.
Now if I can just be guest poster one more time...
Hi. I'm CPL Lam Sheng Hong, 'K' Coy, 6th Airborne Battalion (2005), Nanhua Division. I was recently promoted from LCP due to my actions during the recent battle against Drongy. However, remnants of Drongy's army remained and retreated to the Ardennes forest of Belgium.
We celebrated our victory after the defeat against Drongy, however his snipers took out a number of our officers and men from 'J' Coy and 'K' Coy.
KIA, MIA, WIA
DUCKIE(KIA)
DUCKIE NO. 2(KIA)
KUSS(KIA)
BANES(KIA)
JASON(KIA)
and many others unaccounted for...(MIA)
FAL(WIA) (he fell -_-...but not before he took the snipers out with the almighty PUNS OF SHANE...WHATEVER!)
So it was apparent that Drongy's troops were still at large. Our units were reactivated, and due to our small size, the 2 companies 'J' Coy and 'K' Coy were combined to form 'JaK' Company. (pronounced as 'yach').
We were deployed to Bastogne. From there we planned our attack on Foy, a stronghold of Drongy's army. It was a village, or at least it looked like it. Within many windows were machine-gun nests. Rumours that spread regarding Foy, were that it housed Drongy's military staff.
JaK Company was divided into 6 groups. There were the 3 rifle squads, the HQ, the anti-tank squad and the MG squad. I was the 2IC and Medic of Squad 2, and given our experience with Drongy, we were assigned by our *cough* CSM (The CO went missing in the previous attack) to clear the town and execute Drongy's higher-echelon staff.
We hid in the woods that night, waiting to strike at the enemy. At 0100h, we snuck out of our foxholes, led by our squad OIC Chaoz. The rest who were in my squad were Levia, Fal and Quezzy. We ran over the open field towards Foy, hoping to get there before they could spot us. We saw that the guys in the enemy OP were asleep, so we quietly crept past them. However, Fal hid a 50-dollar note to buy a few Maple Prepaids after the whole thing was over. The Drongite soldiers at the OP were awoken by the smell of the note and screamed "MONEY!!!". The whole town was woken up and the MGs began firing at us. The artillery began firing at the other squads who were still running across that field.
We fought from house to house, successfully killing a few Drongites and their snipers and MG Nests. Unfortunately, we er...took a few uneccessary casualties. Levia was shot at by a sniper. Chaoz and Quezzy went NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! and in the proccess, MGs gunned them down.
(and thus begins a crappy emo scene that only those 3 wounded and maybe CSM know. I was only told it was a crappy emo scene.)
So it was down to me and Fal to continue. I, now being the Squad OIC and Medic, attended to Chaoz, Quezzy and Levia. The CSM got her Poxie orderlies to take them off the field. Lockie from Squad 1 joined up with us and we ran from house to house towards the enemy CP.
Lockie had a look of intense emo-ness on his face, like he had been *cough* inspired by something awful. (I heard later on that he had seen Levia's semi-dead body and he well, you know, got inspired. Something like his gus life inspiration). Lockie was like a madman during that assault, killing many Drongites in the proccess. We finally located the Drongite CP, and we broke in and threw a grenade in.
The shrapnel went flying and we went in, going "HANDE HOCH!" at all the Drongite officers playing cards and drinking champagne like nothing had happened outside. Apparently, they didn't understand German (*cough* Fal taught us German *cough*), and were stupid enough to put cash in their Lugers. We shot them all dead.(Actually, it was Lockie who shot them all dead. He was angrier than Bryan Wee back then so we didn't waste our ammo ;) )
Suddenly, a Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache, appeared and shoved a snake at Lockie. Lockie screamed like CSM and then collapsed. Fal used his Puns of Shane...WHATEVER!!!(I CAN'T REMEMBER!). However, that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache counterpunned with a POWDERFUL grenade that Fal could not see (His ego clouded his vision. It was a miracle he survived till now) The POWDER was the shrapnel and it blew up in his face. And Fal fell (pun intended). Jonny from Squad 3 and Sam from the Anti-Tank Squad pulled the fallen Fal out (pun still intended).
If you haven't seen a bayonet fight before, it is suggested you don't read from now on. Cause it's gory, gory what a...
...never mind.
So I was left to face off with that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache. I fixed the bayonet on my M-1 Garand, and that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache brought out his million-dollar gold pike. And so a ruthless and merciless duel was fought in that CP.
Parry Left!
Parry Right!
Thrust!
Butt Stroke!
Slash!
We were at a stalemate for a full two minutes when suddenly, his butt got shot by another M-1. He screamed, he fell on his million-dollar gold pike and was eviscerated, his guts spilling out. I glanced back. It was Lockie, who had recovered from his shock and still emo, shot that Drongite Commando with that oh-so-weird-dollar-sign-shaped-moustache. He got to his feet, helped me prime and charge demolitions and left the building. A few minutes later, it went up in smoke, and so did that million-dollar gold pike.
And so, we cleared the town of Foy. CSM was proud of our achievements, but being the Poxie she was, she got the planes over and prepared us to jump into the Alps on what would be our final mission to eliminate Drongy's forces.
Now if I can just be guest poster one more time...