Wahahaha today was SANA (Singapore Anti-Narcotics Association) course day.
It was supposed to be a super boring day filled wif lectures of pure nonsense about drug abuse wadever.
Then MEET THE INSTRUCTORS =D.
The instructors were masters of crap talking. At least, 2 of them were. While presenting they inject so much nonsense that everyone was laughing at mad, even at the things that were supposed to be serious. Stuff like crime and death of people he made really "interesting comments".
But before I begin, I would like to make known an interesting finding. Glue sniffing is also known as gum sniffing =D.
Ok anyway the first instructor was talking about how drugs ruin ur life and stuff. Basic stuff about drug abuse. Here are some interesting excerpts
About hanging of drug traffickers
"The whole hanging procedure takes about 2 hrs. Before they hang the person, they will do alot of things like checking the peron's NRIC, giving him a checkup... you know i have no idea why they give people checkup before they die. They gonna die already wad. Still check wad check. You mean he headache den dunnid to hand ar?"
About caning of drug abusers
"In the army or any uniform groups, the more good things you do the higher your rank. In crime, the more bad things you do the higher your rank. The highest rank you can get in crime is a colonel. 24 stripes."
About a case when a glue sniffing addict drowned himself in ecp. References to the number of people who have drowned in Bedok Reservoir.
"This guy har, he must hav went to bedok reservoir, then someone tell him full house already so he go ecp to die instead."
About a case where a man and a woman, both drug addicts, tried to flee from them.
"We knock on the door you know. They dun want to open. I tell you all in advance la ok? Next time if police come your house tell you to open, you better open. Because on that day all my officers can't wait to test their kicking skills on the door."
"I dunno why ar, always when it comes down to this kind of thing ar, will have one male one female, one plus one minus. Then right, the female will become very scared and will follow wad the male do. The male climb out of the 9th story window, the female also follow. Stupid la."
"Then the guy right, like circus like that. Swing off the building and then can catch the ledge of the other building you know. Then the girl see already right, think 'wah so easy ar' then also swing. Then catch nothing. Then the guy climb down to 8th floor only the girl reach ground floor already. Faster than the guy sia."
About a caning video they showed us
"Yesterday one girl complain we show show her backside of other people."
LOL
Anyway after that, the guy left the rest of the training to the instructors coz i tink he was a CNB officer or something. So the SANA instructors gave us a short break. After the break, we had to fall in outside the room and wait. So basically when they give us the offical NP command 'on your butts down', we're supposed to say 'work, play, train, rest, we are the best *clap*' and sit. So one by one the sch all sit then left one the instructor purposely left out. It was orchid park secondary and they had a total strength of 4 people >.<. The instructor started doing stupid things like saying cannot hear them and stuff, keep on ka chiao them.
Aiya wadever la that instructor keep on picking out units of specific people to disturb one. Lol got one part i go disturb him back. He was like "reapeat after me" so we all said "repeat after me". Then he started to define wad a drug was. After we were done reapeating, he said "ok done". So i said "ok done". Den he like nvr hear me like that. He pointed to the guy who he called out eariler and said "you go back to your seat." So i said "you go back to your seat. Then without stopping he immediately said "and that parrot better shuddup." =D.
Lol the second lecture he was like saying the stuff then at one point he switch the slide he was like "Aiya useless. Skip." Next slide "Nonsense. skip" "Not coming out for test. Skip." "Skip." LOL it was super funny.
Yea enough about the instructors. I realised that eating KFC is bad. Kentucky = Ketamine. Coke = Cocaine. Ice = Methamphetamine hydrochloride. So ordering KENTUCKY fried chicken with a COKE and more ICE is bad. =D
Ok thats about it. I have some project on SANA to do so over the next few days you might receive something from me. Too lazy to do now. Bye.
It was supposed to be a super boring day filled wif lectures of pure nonsense about drug abuse wadever.
Then MEET THE INSTRUCTORS =D.
The instructors were masters of crap talking. At least, 2 of them were. While presenting they inject so much nonsense that everyone was laughing at mad, even at the things that were supposed to be serious. Stuff like crime and death of people he made really "interesting comments".
But before I begin, I would like to make known an interesting finding. Glue sniffing is also known as gum sniffing =D.
Ok anyway the first instructor was talking about how drugs ruin ur life and stuff. Basic stuff about drug abuse. Here are some interesting excerpts
About hanging of drug traffickers
"The whole hanging procedure takes about 2 hrs. Before they hang the person, they will do alot of things like checking the peron's NRIC, giving him a checkup... you know i have no idea why they give people checkup before they die. They gonna die already wad. Still check wad check. You mean he headache den dunnid to hand ar?"
About caning of drug abusers
"In the army or any uniform groups, the more good things you do the higher your rank. In crime, the more bad things you do the higher your rank. The highest rank you can get in crime is a colonel. 24 stripes."
About a case when a glue sniffing addict drowned himself in ecp. References to the number of people who have drowned in Bedok Reservoir.
"This guy har, he must hav went to bedok reservoir, then someone tell him full house already so he go ecp to die instead."
About a case where a man and a woman, both drug addicts, tried to flee from them.
"We knock on the door you know. They dun want to open. I tell you all in advance la ok? Next time if police come your house tell you to open, you better open. Because on that day all my officers can't wait to test their kicking skills on the door."
"I dunno why ar, always when it comes down to this kind of thing ar, will have one male one female, one plus one minus. Then right, the female will become very scared and will follow wad the male do. The male climb out of the 9th story window, the female also follow. Stupid la."
"Then the guy right, like circus like that. Swing off the building and then can catch the ledge of the other building you know. Then the girl see already right, think 'wah so easy ar' then also swing. Then catch nothing. Then the guy climb down to 8th floor only the girl reach ground floor already. Faster than the guy sia."
About a caning video they showed us
"Yesterday one girl complain we show show her backside of other people."
LOL
Anyway after that, the guy left the rest of the training to the instructors coz i tink he was a CNB officer or something. So the SANA instructors gave us a short break. After the break, we had to fall in outside the room and wait. So basically when they give us the offical NP command 'on your butts down', we're supposed to say 'work, play, train, rest, we are the best *clap*' and sit. So one by one the sch all sit then left one the instructor purposely left out. It was orchid park secondary and they had a total strength of 4 people >.<. The instructor started doing stupid things like saying cannot hear them and stuff, keep on ka chiao them.
Aiya wadever la that instructor keep on picking out units of specific people to disturb one. Lol got one part i go disturb him back. He was like "reapeat after me" so we all said "repeat after me". Then he started to define wad a drug was. After we were done reapeating, he said "ok done". So i said "ok done". Den he like nvr hear me like that. He pointed to the guy who he called out eariler and said "you go back to your seat." So i said "you go back to your seat. Then without stopping he immediately said "and that parrot better shuddup." =D.
Lol the second lecture he was like saying the stuff then at one point he switch the slide he was like "Aiya useless. Skip." Next slide "Nonsense. skip" "Not coming out for test. Skip." "Skip." LOL it was super funny.
Yea enough about the instructors. I realised that eating KFC is bad. Kentucky = Ketamine. Coke = Cocaine. Ice = Methamphetamine hydrochloride. So ordering KENTUCKY fried chicken with a COKE and more ICE is bad. =D
Ok thats about it. I have some project on SANA to do so over the next few days you might receive something from me. Too lazy to do now. Bye.