Spoof of matthew's spoof. Poetry is good stress relief.
Still got Chance (by the way it's 'Ctrl' +'U')
The day before our examination,
Forehead full of persiration.
I didn't study; my discipline suck,
Though I might pass with a little luck.
The paper starts; a muttered curse,
I'm already stuck - it's still the first...
The answer key - an awesome fake,
(My pocket money was at stake).
The original paper I had to burn,
I raised my hand and waited my turn.
Luckily that invigilator was a fool,
I burned the script up in the loo.
My hope is there; as others swear,
Cheating is a fine affair.
Now I'll head home for a dance,
Pass my exam? Still got chance.
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Spoofs easier to write, this one took 17 minutes.
Still got Chance (by the way it's 'Ctrl' +'U')
The day before our examination,
Forehead full of persiration.
I didn't study; my discipline suck,
Though I might pass with a little luck.
The paper starts; a muttered curse,
I'm already stuck - it's still the first...
The answer key - an awesome fake,
(My pocket money was at stake).
The original paper I had to burn,
I raised my hand and waited my turn.
Luckily that invigilator was a fool,
I burned the script up in the loo.
My hope is there; as others swear,
Cheating is a fine affair.
Now I'll head home for a dance,
Pass my exam? Still got chance.
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Spoofs easier to write, this one took 17 minutes.