Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the 'Memorable Quotes' post, August 27th 2008. If you like, you can hang your hats and trench-quotes on the stand by the door.
Well, first up is an exchange between the one-lesson-stand-in Ms Fiona Ho and our very lovely home-bred individual Ryan, and the celefare Jasper Leong (taken from a week back):
Ms Ho: *comments about poem*
Ryan: BUT MADAM, MS PRIYAM SAID-
Ms Ho: Ok, ok, I'm wrong, you're correct, ok?
Jasper: HI, WRONG.
. . .
Next, our favourite physics teacher Mr Jason Chan:
Isaac: *pointing at Ben Soh* Sir, I can't study-
Mr Chan: Can't study go ITE or poly!
. . .
And then Mr Brian Churnside with his ultimate witty comments:
*puts on a video about global warming, while he searches for beginning of documentary a kissing scene shows. cheers ensue*
Mr Churnside: I know some of you lead very deprived lives, but could you...
*then interviews of people, and some african lady goes on. cheers ensue. again.*
Mr Churnside: Yeah, yeah, she's african, very funny. She also has a Nobel prize. Do you?
. . .
Haha and finally one by me!
Me: Are you serious?
Stranger: No, I'm not falling for that.
Me: ... Aren't you going home?
Stranger: Yeah.
Me: HI, GOING HOME.
. . .
=D
Well, first up is an exchange between the one-lesson-stand-in Ms Fiona Ho and our very lovely home-bred individual Ryan, and the celefare Jasper Leong (taken from a week back):
Ms Ho: *comments about poem*
Ryan: BUT MADAM, MS PRIYAM SAID-
Ms Ho: Ok, ok, I'm wrong, you're correct, ok?
Jasper: HI, WRONG.
. . .
Next, our favourite physics teacher Mr Jason Chan:
Isaac: *pointing at Ben Soh* Sir, I can't study-
Mr Chan: Can't study go ITE or poly!
. . .
And then Mr Brian Churnside with his ultimate witty comments:
*puts on a video about global warming, while he searches for beginning of documentary a kissing scene shows. cheers ensue*
Mr Churnside: I know some of you lead very deprived lives, but could you...
*then interviews of people, and some african lady goes on. cheers ensue. again.*
Mr Churnside: Yeah, yeah, she's african, very funny. She also has a Nobel prize. Do you?
. . .
Haha and finally one by me!
Me: Are you serious?
Stranger: No, I'm not falling for that.
Me: ... Aren't you going home?
Stranger: Yeah.
Me: HI, GOING HOME.
. . .
=D