Random Latin Translations

I found these on a translation site:

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Me transmitte sursum, caledoni! - Beam me up, Scotty!

Mei capilli sunt flagrantes - My hair is on fire

Mellita, domi adsum - Honey, I'm home

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema - I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem

Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! - Not Worth A Rats Ass!

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