The bugger wars

Where in this case the buggers are referring to the cockroaches.

Over the past month, we have destroyed multiple of these buggers. They have sent multiple scouts out to search the kitchen. None of them made it back alive to their colony. (At least none that we know of lol).

This week, we knew that there was only one way to put at end to this all. We take them first.

We knew they have a colony somewhere. So we use a powerful deadly weapon, the INSECTICIDE and hunted the likely spots.

Behind the fridge. No score.

So we attacked the dump, are below the sink.

First attack. At least 30 cockroaches fled for their lives, running out into the kitchen floor. Imagine 30 cockroaches rushing around. Its not a pleasant sight.

Yet after those were cleared, they still lived. Roaming around, more scouts checking out the place.

So we had to find where they were hiding. The answer came soon. The drawers in the cupboards are hooked backwards on the inside. Cold and damp. Cockroaches found their home.

Attack.

10 or so became the victims of this attack.

Yet they live.

Its time. WE SHALL DESTROY THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Multiple cockrach traps. Chalk poison. Food poison. All out. That was yesterday night.

This morning, we saw a trial of destruction.

Imagine yourself waking up, then getting out of the bed, theres one cockroach in your room. How the heck? They had always been confined to the kitchen.

On the next room there was another.

In the hall there were 5.

And then you enter the kitchen.

Heck you couldnt even count those. Just imagine your entire kitchen floors and tables and everything strewn with cockroaches as if they were some part of the flooring.

Eeeewwwwwwww.

This brings the total number of cockroaches to HUNDREDS. Imagine living in a house with HUNDREDS of cockroaches. It was pretty much the same except you see a few now and then. No one expects that the number of cockroaches we saw around the house was less than 1% of the total amount.

Shucks. I've been living in a house with hundreds of cockroaches?

Damn.

And the hundreds thing is NOT exaagerated. I just dont want to take a picture ok. But i counted like 10, and then looking at the area 10 took up (very small), i could estimate. If i were exaggerating i would be a chansiming who goes "SHUDDUP, paper 2 was ten thousand times HARDER."

Oops i didnt say anything xD. (I just had to do that. Its funny)

So yes. Operation sweepup is still going on now. My dad looks like some terrorist now with that cloth around his face to block out the smell from the weapons of mass destruction we have used.

We figured it might be coming from some hole in the pipes so hes checking that out now.

I hope thats the end of the bugger wars.

DIE YOU LOUSY BUGGERS RAWR!!

Lol i sound sadistic. Oh well.

What an interesting post.