WOOOOAAWWWWW!! 700!! In 1 and a half years!!
Ok not really oops this is post 701 previous one was 700 lol. Heh.
And dont ask me why i searched for a kite. I dont know either. It was chicken. Then chick. Then kite. Just whatever came to my mind. Kite prolly has to do with the phrase go fly kite heh. Chicken cause...well chicken. And chick coz well... chicken. There actually was a cute picture of this yellow fluffy chick sleeping but cant take it somehow so yea.
And its raininngg. Heavily. Like really.
Ok i shall talk about what happened the past 2 days. Looks like its gonna be pretty long!! But i only posted one short post yesterday and none so far today and prolly not going to tmr so yea fair enough.
A MATH!! 90/100!! TOPPED THE CLASS!!
Omigosh im so happy. Its like the second subject that i topped the class in. Lemme be happy for awhile ok i never top subjects. And this one somemore im not tied with anyone, there are failures so doesnt mean this paper was free marks, and apparently im 15th among all the ip classes. Thats so awesome. I didnt even get past top 20 in the level when i was in p3 and that was like some nsk pri sch.
There was one thing funny that happened. I had 92 marks. Then i found that there was some error in the marking. So i gave to audreys. Then she looked at it then she was like 'hmmm...minus 2' (which is 4 since the paper is upon 50). Then i was like 'ehh madam got honesty marks anot'. Then she nvr say anything, changed the minus 2 to minus 1, flipped to the front and changed the 46 to 45 and then looked at me.
Whooo Audreys FTW!! 90 is always nicer than 88 xD. Though 91 would be nicer... ah well ^^.
And anyone ever experienced this: you eat something that is quite spicy, ur mouth goes 'ahhh hot hot' but you eat on coz tahan abit you can take it. Then after that your mouth pass le all the food done you go yey coz u finished super spicy food. Then after that your stomach feels hot and weird and bloated and you cant eat anything for a few hours. Lol. Oops? Lesson learnt: Do not add too much chili if you cant handle it.
Anyway, let the Obanor rant begin.
Srsly, when Amadues and Zhi En say that a teacher isnt good, that what she does in class is useless, then well, she sucks.
I mean come on. She doesnt even teach us what a KPA is then expects us to do it. She doesnt teach us stuff but keeping saying all the nonsense. I thought at first she wasnt as bad as Herzoh but apparently they're on par. With all due respect, perhaps she just isnt cut out to be a teacher. To be nice, she should do something else if she thinks that students sit in class and not say a word, just look at her and understand everything, without talking, without anything. To be nasty, she should go work as a comedian or a clown.
Well so like how Darren screws around with Herzog last year, he has returned. With the classic broom.
Obanor: *trying to get the class to be quiet*
Darren: *opens door, comes in and starts sweeping the floor*
Obanor: Who are you can you get out?
Darren: *looks up, looks shocked, runs out of class*
Obanor: *walks out and tries to find him*
Darren: *comes in from back door and continues sweeping*
Obanor: *comes back in* will you get out?
Darren: *looks up, looks shocked, runs out of class*
Well at least he isnt doing the 'with great power comes great responsibility' thing with Herzog last year. That was epic beyond epic.
Oh oops i forgot its not supposed to be Darren its supposed to be Micheal. Or Clifton =).
Ok end Obanor rant. Sandy Tay rant now LOL. Ok la this one was quite funny actually so lets give her a chance. CW, Ze Loo and I went to NH to meet Sandy Tay for SL. Meeting at 330. We reached at 310. Walk around, talk to chen lao shi and stuff (where she reminded me of course that i didnt get to go her house the other day for CNY bai nian -.-), until 4+ where we camped outside HOD room waiting for her to appear coz whole sch has meeting and shes prolly at one of them.
Then mdm lee appears (and does not recognise CW xD) and she called Sandy Tay and whadayaknow!! She forgot about it, shes not in sch but somewhere else!! Nice one!! Ah well. It was good to visit NH anyway xD. Srsly the ground floor staff room is weird. The second floor garden is weird. Alot of it feels weird coz it changed haha.
Yup yup thats the Sandy Tay stuff.
Mmm on to today. Keane and Brian's quarrel over the G2 pen. Oh man that was so funny. The ppl around them were laughing like mad and the ppl futher away were trying to figure out whats so funny lol. Cant rmb the exact convo but it was something like this:
Keane: Eh wheres my pen.
People: Dunno
Keane: Eh Brian thats my pen you *toot*
Brian: What the *toot* its mine la
Keane: I have 3 pens. One has no ink, one has no clip and the last one has CHIJ written on it. You know someone from CHIJ?
Brian: *looks at pen. The words CHIJ were on it. Keane's sis is from CHIJ*
Brian: Oh well i've been using this pen for a year now.
Keane: You picked that up from the floor didnt you.
Brian: Last year.
Keane: *toot* you. Gimme back my pen.
Brian: Well its too bad finder's keepers.
Keane: *toot* you its mine.
Brian: Well *toot* you too its mine now. I've been using it for a year.
Keane: Its mine i was just using it see my pencilbox... the one with no clip and...the one with CHIJ written on it.
Brian: Keane you suck.
Keane: Wait i dont care so i lost that pen last year now gimme back you *toot*
Brian: Just shuddup la
Keane: *Gets up to get pen from Brian. Kicks onto something. Its a pen. The one with no ink.*
Brian: Now THERES your lost pen.
Keane: Ok i dont care that pen is mine as well i have four pens now.
Brian: No its mine *both start snatching for the pen*
WLN: Boys what are you doing?
Keane: He stole my pen.
Brian: Hes trying to steal my pen.
WLN: Can you stop being so childish.
Keane: *wrenches pen free* Yes its mine now haha *toot* you Brian.
Brian: Then what am i gonna write with.
Keane: You can have this one *passes him the one with no ink*
Brian: It doesnt work right?
Keane: It works half the time. Then you have to let it rest then use it again.
Brian: *toot* you Keane.
Keane: *toot* you too Brian.
Brian: Did you bite it or something?
And so on and so forth. Should have seen Peter Wong and me laughing. Lets face it Keane is world class joker and Brian is world class sacarsm and one liner. When they come together it gets pretty epic.
At home, i was trying to do my chinese. Then i didnt know what Canopy walk was. So i asked around. Lock had the answer.
Me: Lock, is your chinese good? Whats canopy walk in chinese. Lol.
Lock: 天篷走道. Hahaha!
Me: Pro. Where did you get that?
Lock: http://www.visitsingapore.com/publish/stbportal/zh/home/what XD
Ppl checked using translator but it was fail. Now THAT is a very interesting place to check. I would never have found it. But it means the translation is good and accurate. But srsly lol? Visit singapore dot com?
Ok time for videos!! Hilarity ensured.
Im sure everyone knows about the market crash and stuff right now, the economic downturn. Haha during IHS we saw two videos and they are both SUPER FUNNY. Especially the cereal one that is like omigosh!! Haha so here we go. The Credit Crunch Anthem and the Credit Crunch Advertisement.
Hoho!!
Photo booth video 2!! Haha i believed i showed the first one before yes no? Doesnt matter you dont need to watch the other one to enjoy this. This is SUPER SUPER HILARIOUS. Wayyy better than the first. Omigosh the 'liquid' one and the dancing man is IMBA. Watch it srsly you wont regret it.
This prank isnt funny but the concept is super cool haha.
Alright lets conclude this with a quiz from facebook.
The number of conditions you meet = your marriage age. Have fun!
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar (The one in my planner lol.)
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You do your own laundry
[ ] You vote every election (We're in Singapore we dont get to vote much even when voting is compulsory xD)
[x] You can cook for yourself (abit can right heh)
[ ] You think politics are exciting (Just watching Obama so i guess no)
[x] You balance your own checkbook (I shall take that as balancing my allowance ^^)
[ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends
Total: 4
[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early. (The prefects know me well. The guy who always seems to come in late but somehow is never late. I just time too darn well i reach sch 1 to 2 mins before assembly.)
[ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention (i so guai how to get xD)
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette (And dont intend to.)
[x] You have never gotten completely trashed (Uhm...Dota by Deren and his frens? Ok i assume not counted)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You've watched talk shows. (don't ask.)
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week. (preferably nescafe =))
Total: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (Chinese and malay LOL)
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it. (I try to but yea)
[x] My parents trust me (I so guai)
[ ] You can mow the lawn (What lawn)
[ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid (my jokes are all lame jokes heh)
[ ] You remember to water the plants (what plants)
[x] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college (Half?)
[ ] You remember to feed your pets
Total: 13
[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up.
[ ] You work out on a regular basis. (heh)
[x] You clean up your own mess (sorta)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You have gained weight since middle/high school (High sch isnt over...)
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
Total: 18
[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (Isnt tupperware the thing you bring ur food in or something)
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (Lets change that)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it (Oh no of course i cant)
Total: 22
Honestly, factoring in NS, 22 is really really early so FAIL. And srsly i can forsee how some ppl can prolly score below 20 lol. FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Yups. Been a long post. Bye ^^.
Ok not really oops this is post 701 previous one was 700 lol. Heh.
And dont ask me why i searched for a kite. I dont know either. It was chicken. Then chick. Then kite. Just whatever came to my mind. Kite prolly has to do with the phrase go fly kite heh. Chicken cause...well chicken. And chick coz well... chicken. There actually was a cute picture of this yellow fluffy chick sleeping but cant take it somehow so yea.
And its raininngg. Heavily. Like really.
Ok i shall talk about what happened the past 2 days. Looks like its gonna be pretty long!! But i only posted one short post yesterday and none so far today and prolly not going to tmr so yea fair enough.
A MATH!! 90/100!! TOPPED THE CLASS!!
Omigosh im so happy. Its like the second subject that i topped the class in. Lemme be happy for awhile ok i never top subjects. And this one somemore im not tied with anyone, there are failures so doesnt mean this paper was free marks, and apparently im 15th among all the ip classes. Thats so awesome. I didnt even get past top 20 in the level when i was in p3 and that was like some nsk pri sch.
There was one thing funny that happened. I had 92 marks. Then i found that there was some error in the marking. So i gave to audreys. Then she looked at it then she was like 'hmmm...minus 2' (which is 4 since the paper is upon 50). Then i was like 'ehh madam got honesty marks anot'. Then she nvr say anything, changed the minus 2 to minus 1, flipped to the front and changed the 46 to 45 and then looked at me.
Whooo Audreys FTW!! 90 is always nicer than 88 xD. Though 91 would be nicer... ah well ^^.
And anyone ever experienced this: you eat something that is quite spicy, ur mouth goes 'ahhh hot hot' but you eat on coz tahan abit you can take it. Then after that your mouth pass le all the food done you go yey coz u finished super spicy food. Then after that your stomach feels hot and weird and bloated and you cant eat anything for a few hours. Lol. Oops? Lesson learnt: Do not add too much chili if you cant handle it.
Anyway, let the Obanor rant begin.
Srsly, when Amadues and Zhi En say that a teacher isnt good, that what she does in class is useless, then well, she sucks.
I mean come on. She doesnt even teach us what a KPA is then expects us to do it. She doesnt teach us stuff but keeping saying all the nonsense. I thought at first she wasnt as bad as Herzoh but apparently they're on par. With all due respect, perhaps she just isnt cut out to be a teacher. To be nice, she should do something else if she thinks that students sit in class and not say a word, just look at her and understand everything, without talking, without anything. To be nasty, she should go work as a comedian or a clown.
Well so like how Darren screws around with Herzog last year, he has returned. With the classic broom.
Obanor: *trying to get the class to be quiet*
Darren: *opens door, comes in and starts sweeping the floor*
Obanor: Who are you can you get out?
Darren: *looks up, looks shocked, runs out of class*
Obanor: *walks out and tries to find him*
Darren: *comes in from back door and continues sweeping*
Obanor: *comes back in* will you get out?
Darren: *looks up, looks shocked, runs out of class*
Well at least he isnt doing the 'with great power comes great responsibility' thing with Herzog last year. That was epic beyond epic.
Oh oops i forgot its not supposed to be Darren its supposed to be Micheal. Or Clifton =).
Ok end Obanor rant. Sandy Tay rant now LOL. Ok la this one was quite funny actually so lets give her a chance. CW, Ze Loo and I went to NH to meet Sandy Tay for SL. Meeting at 330. We reached at 310. Walk around, talk to chen lao shi and stuff (where she reminded me of course that i didnt get to go her house the other day for CNY bai nian -.-), until 4+ where we camped outside HOD room waiting for her to appear coz whole sch has meeting and shes prolly at one of them.
Then mdm lee appears (and does not recognise CW xD) and she called Sandy Tay and whadayaknow!! She forgot about it, shes not in sch but somewhere else!! Nice one!! Ah well. It was good to visit NH anyway xD. Srsly the ground floor staff room is weird. The second floor garden is weird. Alot of it feels weird coz it changed haha.
Yup yup thats the Sandy Tay stuff.
Mmm on to today. Keane and Brian's quarrel over the G2 pen. Oh man that was so funny. The ppl around them were laughing like mad and the ppl futher away were trying to figure out whats so funny lol. Cant rmb the exact convo but it was something like this:
Keane: Eh wheres my pen.
People: Dunno
Keane: Eh Brian thats my pen you *toot*
Brian: What the *toot* its mine la
Keane: I have 3 pens. One has no ink, one has no clip and the last one has CHIJ written on it. You know someone from CHIJ?
Brian: *looks at pen. The words CHIJ were on it. Keane's sis is from CHIJ*
Brian: Oh well i've been using this pen for a year now.
Keane: You picked that up from the floor didnt you.
Brian: Last year.
Keane: *toot* you. Gimme back my pen.
Brian: Well its too bad finder's keepers.
Keane: *toot* you its mine.
Brian: Well *toot* you too its mine now. I've been using it for a year.
Keane: Its mine i was just using it see my pencilbox... the one with no clip and...the one with CHIJ written on it.
Brian: Keane you suck.
Keane: Wait i dont care so i lost that pen last year now gimme back you *toot*
Brian: Just shuddup la
Keane: *Gets up to get pen from Brian. Kicks onto something. Its a pen. The one with no ink.*
Brian: Now THERES your lost pen.
Keane: Ok i dont care that pen is mine as well i have four pens now.
Brian: No its mine *both start snatching for the pen*
WLN: Boys what are you doing?
Keane: He stole my pen.
Brian: Hes trying to steal my pen.
WLN: Can you stop being so childish.
Keane: *wrenches pen free* Yes its mine now haha *toot* you Brian.
Brian: Then what am i gonna write with.
Keane: You can have this one *passes him the one with no ink*
Brian: It doesnt work right?
Keane: It works half the time. Then you have to let it rest then use it again.
Brian: *toot* you Keane.
Keane: *toot* you too Brian.
Brian: Did you bite it or something?
And so on and so forth. Should have seen Peter Wong and me laughing. Lets face it Keane is world class joker and Brian is world class sacarsm and one liner. When they come together it gets pretty epic.
At home, i was trying to do my chinese. Then i didnt know what Canopy walk was. So i asked around. Lock had the answer.
Me: Lock, is your chinese good? Whats canopy walk in chinese. Lol.
Lock: 天篷走道. Hahaha!
Me: Pro. Where did you get that?
Lock: http://www.visitsingapore.com/publish/stbportal/zh/home/what XD
Ppl checked using translator but it was fail. Now THAT is a very interesting place to check. I would never have found it. But it means the translation is good and accurate. But srsly lol? Visit singapore dot com?
Ok time for videos!! Hilarity ensured.
Im sure everyone knows about the market crash and stuff right now, the economic downturn. Haha during IHS we saw two videos and they are both SUPER FUNNY. Especially the cereal one that is like omigosh!! Haha so here we go. The Credit Crunch Anthem and the Credit Crunch Advertisement.
Hoho!!
Photo booth video 2!! Haha i believed i showed the first one before yes no? Doesnt matter you dont need to watch the other one to enjoy this. This is SUPER SUPER HILARIOUS. Wayyy better than the first. Omigosh the 'liquid' one and the dancing man is IMBA. Watch it srsly you wont regret it.
This prank isnt funny but the concept is super cool haha.
Alright lets conclude this with a quiz from facebook.
The number of conditions you meet = your marriage age. Have fun!
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar (The one in my planner lol.)
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You do your own laundry
[ ] You vote every election (We're in Singapore we dont get to vote much even when voting is compulsory xD)
[x] You can cook for yourself (abit can right heh)
[ ] You think politics are exciting (Just watching Obama so i guess no)
[x] You balance your own checkbook (I shall take that as balancing my allowance ^^)
[ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends
Total: 4
[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early. (The prefects know me well. The guy who always seems to come in late but somehow is never late. I just time too darn well i reach sch 1 to 2 mins before assembly.)
[ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention (i so guai how to get xD)
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette (And dont intend to.)
[x] You have never gotten completely trashed (Uhm...Dota by Deren and his frens? Ok i assume not counted)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You've watched talk shows. (don't ask.)
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week. (preferably nescafe =))
Total: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (Chinese and malay LOL)
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it. (I try to but yea)
[x] My parents trust me (I so guai)
[ ] You can mow the lawn (What lawn)
[ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid (my jokes are all lame jokes heh)
[ ] You remember to water the plants (what plants)
[x] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college (Half?)
[ ] You remember to feed your pets
Total: 13
[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up.
[ ] You work out on a regular basis. (heh)
[x] You clean up your own mess (sorta)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You have gained weight since middle/high school (High sch isnt over...)
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
Total: 18
[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (Isnt tupperware the thing you bring ur food in or something)
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (Lets change that)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it (Oh no of course i cant)
Total: 22
Honestly, factoring in NS, 22 is really really early so FAIL. And srsly i can forsee how some ppl can prolly score below 20 lol. FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Yups. Been a long post. Bye ^^.